(Source: paradisaic)

(Source: mosoli)

(Source: tacoart)

arguewithatree:

buzz-lightning:

i get it now

maryland is on the top five most likely to curse and the most courteous…
“HEY, BEAUTIFUL, I WOULD VERY MUCH APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP BECAUSE I FUCKING HATE YOU. THANKS SO MUCH, SWEETIE.”

arguewithatree:

buzz-lightning:

i get it now

maryland is on the top five most likely to curse and the most courteous…

“HEY, BEAUTIFUL, I WOULD VERY MUCH APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP BECAUSE I FUCKING HATE YOU. THANKS SO MUCH, SWEETIE.”

(Source: nevver)

(Source: madammonkey)

Day 25: The nerdiest book you’ve ever read.

I read a lot of history things, and I also have a book about the history of cancer. I’ve also read the Lord of the Rings, but everyone reads that, so I guess it’s not really nerdy.

(Source: thespoonmissioner)

(Source: beeishappy)

thefandommenace:

I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things 

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headlikeanorange:

Madagascar (Eva Sturm)

headlikeanorange:

Madagascar (Eva Sturm)

(Source: opcion)

(Source: bewareofmpreg)