In which Darcy never learned how to pronounce ‘Mjolnir’, but really doesn’t give two shits.
today i opened my fridge and really looked at my grape juice for the first time
I asked my mom if anyone did anything for april fool’s today at work and she just kind of stared at me and said that the operating room really isn’t a good place for pranks
Hieronymus Bosch, Triptych of the Garden of Earthy Delights (Open), c. 1505-10
"so what are your plans for after college?"
i will dismantle the establishment board by board
I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard hahahah
the headers on the beach boys wiki make them sound like a small troubled nation